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The Pimps review Heat by Aversa

GemmaLisax: Holy fuckin' moly
that O/S was awesome

THEChickNorris: <nods> Yes it was. Shall we begin the rec?

GemmaLisax: I think so
LOL

THEChickNorris: Heat by Aversa <=A Holy fuckin' moly awesome O/S
<snickers>

GemmaLisax: LMAO
WOW
just...wow
literally just read it....and wow

THEChickNorris: Yeah, it's hot.

GemmaLisax: There's a bit at the beginning that I wanna quote

THEChickNorris: I'd LOVE to see it continued.
Quote away my dear.

GemmaLisax: She tried to assure herself that it was only the stress of the backlog of paperwork waiting on her desk that was making her so irritable and tense.

It had nothing to do with the week she spent at the Cullen's lodge in the mountains, and it definitely had nothing to do with a certain blond-haired vampire.
...................
I read that part and just fucking snorted
LMAO
...as if! nah, nothing to do with Jasper
<sniggers>
WOWZA....loved it

THEChickNorris: Oooh, can I quote too?

GemmaLisax: and YES!!! would love to see it continued also
sure...go for it!!

THEChickNorris: "Meanwhile, Jasper was in purgatory. He'd felt the exact moment she had realized what his body was telling her and he wasn't sure whether he was more turned on or embarrassed. As the seconds ticked by, he slowly realized that she seemed to be paralyzed in place. Clearing his throat softly, not wanting to startle her, prodded her into action. "Bella? Is this what you were looking for?""
______________________________________
Ummm, yeah...that's what I would be looking for.

GemmaLisax: yeah, LOL.
Yes, Jasper, your hard cock pressed against my ass is exactly what I was looking for
now...if we could just get rid of the clothes
LOL

THEChickNorris: I mean...this is an AWESOME alternative to what happened in New Moon...and it's WHY I would love to see more of it.

GemmaLisax: yeah, I wanna know more...and to see these two again

THEChickNorris: Exactly.

GemmaLisax: AND MORE GARAGE LOVIN'!!

THEChickNorris: yes...more lovin.

GemmaLisax: the build up is exsquisite

THEChickNorris: This was a fantastic slow burn lemon.

GemmaLisax: soooooooooooo well done
fantastic
brilliant
fucking awesome

THEChickNorris: <runs to the thesaurus> Amazing

GemmaLisax: LMTO

THEChickNorris: <thumbs through> Superb.
<throws the book> Fuck it...this was amazing and I'm SO glad that I read it.

GemmaLisax: <nodslots> me too. Aversa is a brilliant author
ALL her stories should be read
by everyone
but this O/S is a little gem!!!!!!!

THEChickNorris: <hangs head> This was the first I've read.

GemmaLisax: NO!!!!
<spanks you>
naughty girl

THEChickNorris: <grins cause I got spanked>

GemmaLisax: <rolls my eyes and considers cutting you off as punishment>

THEChickNorris: I will be reading her other stories though.

GemmaLisax: good
you should

THEChickNorris: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

GemmaLisax: as should the rest of you <eyes the readers>
calm it, woman, you're gonna read them
its all good
<strokes your hair>
now calm down like the good little wifey you are

THEChickNorris: Whew <wipes brow> I promise now that I've read this...I want to read the rest of her stuff.

GemmaLisax: <smirks> good girl

THEChickNorris: Heat by Aversa is most assuredly HOT

GemmaLisax: I have another quote
lol

THEChickNorris: <claps hands> Yay!!!

GemmaLisax: Having lost the apparent ability to speak, he knew he needed to tell her to slow down in a less verbal manner. Gripping her wrist with one hand, he roughly forced her backwards until her bottom landed against the edge of the workbench. Pulling her hand from his pants, he pinned it behind her back.
..............................

THEChickNorris: <eyes glaze over>

GemmaLisax: see now, Jasper should know that doing that wouldn't exactly calm Bella down
really?
Silly Jasper
And...it most definitely DIDN'T
LOL
<goes crosseyed and falls off the couch in a daze>

THEChickNorris: No way.
NOT a calming action at all. <rubs my bewbies in my wifey's face to revive her>

GemmaLisax: <grins and motorboats you> Thanks, Wifey

THEChickNorris: Anytime.
This really is a great O/S, and I REALLLLLLLLLLY hope that we hear from Aversa that it will be continued.

GemmaLisax: I think we should kidnap her and make her continue it
in a nice way, of course
I'm sure we can think of plenty of ways to encourage her
LD
:D
and I'll learn to type

THEChickNorris: <pulls out my cuffs> I've still got these...

GemmaLisax: <headdesk>
oooooooh

THEChickNorris: <pulls out my crop> And this...

GemmaLisax: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

THEChickNorris: <rummages around in my treasure chest some more>
<pulls out some feathers> And these....

GemmaLisax: <watches Chick's ass as she rumages>
<nods> I can work with that

THEChickNorris: I think we can probably persuade her.
Maybe.

GemmaLisax: definitely

THEChickNorris: If we can CATCH her.

GemmaLisax: We'll have to set a trap

THEChickNorris: Lure her with your bewbies!

GemmaLisax: <rubs chin in an evil villian kinda way>
ooooh...good one, Wifey!

THEChickNorris: Oooh, HammerHips is her pre-reader, you think she'd help?

GemmaLisax: fuck yeah

THEChickNorris: Dazzle her with midget porn or something?

GemmaLisax: could do

THEChickNorris: OMG we are SO far off subject.
AND, we're giving away our plans!

GemmaLisax: silly, wifey

THEChickNorris: So, let's let the folks go read Heat by Aversa, and leave her LOTS of love for this fuckawesome O/S and you and I will go and plan?
Shit, that sentence made no sense.

GemmaLisax: Sure...you do that, and I'll sneak up behind them with a cattle prod if they don't do it

THEChickNorris: THAT'S how good this O/S is.

GemmaLisax: <mafianods>
Chick Norris stamp of approval?
I need to make myself one of those...a boobie stamp or something. I feel left out.
<pouts and rubs my boobies on the screen>
that'll have to do.

THEChickNorris: Oh, she is getting the stamp for SURE.

GemmaLisax: <grins>
Wifey?

THEChickNorris: Yes dear?

GemmaLisax: I is sleepy <yawns>

THEChickNorris: Then I shall take you to bed now.
<smirks>
Go read the story...




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One Response to “The Pimps review Heat by Aversa”

  1. stitchcat says:

    Yay! I'm so happy you recced this, when she first sent it to me I melted too. It is a fantastic slow burn, and Aversa is a really talented author. Everyone should read it!

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