Hello, I am Madam Akyria. I am uber happy to be here. When Jaspers Izzy posted that they still needed staff and that this contest segment was available, I had to jump on board. I got a thing for contests and a an even bigger thing for sharing them.Yep, you heard right I'm here to bring you contests. As I will continue to do so every other Tuesday. May they be Vamp, Wolf, Human, Volturi, Nomad, smutty, fluff, dark, comedy and everything in between. I'll try to give you the best that the fandom has to offer.
Now contests are the perfect venue for new writer's to try their hand at writing. As well as veteran writer's to hone their craft. On that note. This week I have two contests for you. Both are on the smutty side, one is character themed, one is not. Both are anonymous.
Now this is my kind of contest! Give us your best dirty talking Jasper. Your o/s can be het or slash - any pairing, anything goes 18+ (well, except incest, rape, pedophilia, or anything nasty like that). Keep in mind this is an anon contest, so no telling which entry is yours.
Submission Dates: 1/1/2011 - 2/14/2011
Voting Dates: 2/15/2011 - 2/25/2011
Winners Announced: 2/28/2010
For more information, visit the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest FFN profile.
Our Next Contest is presented by The Free Writer's and Reader's "Caught With Your Pants Down... Contest"
Come take a journey with us down a path fraught with humor, adultery, embarrassment, excitement, exhibitionism... perhaps even a night in the slammer. The possibilities are endless.
Wow us with your imagination. Take your favorite Twilight characters and show us what happens when they get caught with their pants down... in the dark of night, in the light of day, from the boardroom to the bedroom and everywhere in between. AH is welcome, but not required... even the immortal get caught with their pants down sometimes.
**This is an anonymous one shot contest**
Submission Dates: Jan. 12, 2011 - Feb. 4 2011
Voting Dates: 2/11/2011 - 2/19/2011
Winners Announced: 2/20/2011
For more information, please go to the Caught With Your Pants Down contest page.
Now let's get to writing, let those plot bunnies free to mate and multiply.
Those that don't write get to reading and reviewing.
Remember that we take your contests, awards, challenges and other fandom events. Come fill out the form.
Ooo, those sound like fun. Maybe I'll take a kick at the second one.
I wanted to do the dirty talking Jasper contest really bad, but I so don't have time. I'm going to love reading all those entries. I might need to make sure my underwear drawer is full that day though. I'm getting all worked up just thinking about it.