gemmalisax: boo
Chick: sorry. give me like 2 mins.
gemmalisax: thats just unacceptable
<shakes head> so unproffessional
<shakes head> so unproffessional
<sighs> you just can't get the help these days
<shakes my arse at you...because I can>
LOVE YA REALLY!
<shakes my arse at you...because I can>
LOVE YA REALLY!
Chick: You know what.....never mind.
I'm back, and I won't be interrupted now. So there.
<sticks out tongue>
I'm back, and I won't be interrupted now. So there.
<sticks out tongue>
gemmalisax: ok then
Chick: Love you.
gemmalisax: Power to the Chick!
lol
love you to, wifey poo
<giggles>
lol
love you to, wifey poo
<giggles>
Chick: <gives you a serious look>
Can we get started now?
Can we get started now?
gemmalisax: <returns your serious look>
of course
of course
Chick: Shit.
gemmalisax: I've been waiting for you
:P
what?
LOL
:P
what?
LOL
Chick: I gotta pull up my notes.
gemmalisax: you made notes?
oh yeah...so did I
oh yeah...so did I
Chick: <nods> I did.
gemmalisax: <shifty eyes>
Chick: Damn good notes took.
shit. T-O-O...too. Damn good notes TOO.
shit. T-O-O...too. Damn good notes TOO.
gemmalisax: o...k
I believe you
I did pick a couple of quotes though
ones that I think really set the scene for the characters
I believe you
I did pick a couple of quotes though
ones that I think really set the scene for the characters
Chick: Well, that's kinda all my notes are too.
gemmalisax: ok then
<feels better now>
<feels better now>
gemmalisax: yup
awesome fic
freaking hilarious
awesome fic
freaking hilarious
Chick: <nods> Very awesome.
<nods> very hilarious
<nods> very hilarious
gemmalisax: very Petercentric and chocked full of Crazy Bella
Chick: <whispers> Makes me think about developing a thing for Peter.
But don't tell Vladimir.
But don't tell Vladimir.
gemmalisax: <whispers back> you already have a thing for Peter
Chick: <whispers back again> nuh-uhn.
gemmalisax: <rolls my eyes and whispers> why are we whispering?
Chick: Fuck, I don't know.
Chick: I told you, I got us the privacy....yeah. GREAT FIC!!
gemmalisax: EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT!
there we go...rec done, right?
can I get my JD now?
PMSL
there we go...rec done, right?
can I get my JD now?
PMSL
Chick: Now you've gone from whispering to shouting.
gemmalisax: SORRY
Chick: <shakes my head>
gemmalisax: <giggles>
Chick: "I was like a sexier, less-manly version of Martha Stewart."
Is there a store for those?
Cause I want one.
Is there a store for those?
Cause I want one.
gemmalisax: yeah, I have four
Chick: REALLLLY bad.
Can I have one of them?
Can I have one of them?
gemmalisax: no
Chick: Please?
gemmalisax: but I'll get you one for a present
Chick: I'll do ANYTHING.
<waggles eyebrows>
I really DO love the Peter in this fic.
He's real. I mean, he's not real real, but he's real, you know?
<waggles eyebrows>
I really DO love the Peter in this fic.
He's real. I mean, he's not real real, but he's real, you know?
gemmalisax: oh yeah
Chick: fuck. Now everybody's lost.
gemmalisax: a real man that likes to cook
and he doesn't sparkle...he radiates
coz real men don't sparkle
<searches for my quote>
and he doesn't sparkle...he radiates
coz real men don't sparkle
<searches for my quote>
Chick: " my skin stopped radiatin’—not sparklin’ because real men don’t fuckin’ sparkle"
That one?
That one?
gemmalisax: no
LOL
but thats the one that I was referencing before
LOL
but thats the one that I was referencing before
Chick: Sorry, I was trying to be helpful.
gemmalisax: you were helpful., sweetie
<pats your head>
'I was gonna find out what turned her into Bella Badass Swan, what made her as ornery as a pit bull shittin' railroad spikes. What did I have to lose? After all, the prettiest flowers grow from manure, and I might be headin' knee deep into shit, but I had a feelin' I'd grow stronger from this.'
...............
that one
<pats your head>
'I was gonna find out what turned her into Bella Badass Swan, what made her as ornery as a pit bull shittin' railroad spikes. What did I have to lose? After all, the prettiest flowers grow from manure, and I might be headin' knee deep into shit, but I had a feelin' I'd grow stronger from this.'
...............
that one
Chick: <gives you a look> Did you seriously just pat me on the head?
gemmalisax: yes, now shush
I'm trying to rec a story here!
LOL
I'm trying to rec a story here!
LOL
Chick: Ah yes, I love that quote.
gemmalisax: I think that the above quote is very indicative of this Peter's character
and lets face it...
HammerHips has a gift with Peters in general
and lets face it...
HammerHips has a gift with Peters in general
Chick: <nods> She does, and it is.
And that quote....what Peter says there, it's true.
And that quote....what Peter says there, it's true.
gemmalisax: it's not all that far in, but it's already got me hooked competely
very true
very true
Chick: Yeah. I keep up with this one for sure.
You gots another quote?
You gots another quote?
gemmalisax: I do
Chick: You wanna share it?
gemmalisax: I have one that lets the reader know what they're in for with this Bella
might do
might not
might do
might not
Chick: Or should I beg again?
gemmalisax: ooh, I like it when you beg
<sits back and strokes my flogger>
<sits back and strokes my flogger>
Chick: <sighs> For the sake of the rec then....Please?
gemmalisax: well that was a little half hearted
Chick: Please share your quote with us oh magnicificantly wonderful, most stupendously awesome, most beautiful, greatest wifey in the entire universe, known and unknown?
Better?
Better?
gemmalisax: yeah, I can live with that
lol
"Don't call me sugar. Little girls might be made of sugar and spice and everything nice, but crazy bitches that have grown tired of supernatural assholes are filled with whiskey and spitfire, and a little bullshit thrown in for good measure. Oh, I know shooting you won't kill you, but it I bet it doesn't feel good, you sparkly motherfucker."
there you go
this...this is HH's Bella
lol
"Don't call me sugar. Little girls might be made of sugar and spice and everything nice, but crazy bitches that have grown tired of supernatural assholes are filled with whiskey and spitfire, and a little bullshit thrown in for good measure. Oh, I know shooting you won't kill you, but it I bet it doesn't feel good, you sparkly motherfucker."
there you go
this...this is HH's Bella
Chick: <dies laughing> THAT'S a gal I'd buy a drink.
gemmalisax: fucking crazy as hell, funny as fuck and adorable in that crazy as hell and funny as fuck kinda way
yup...can't argue with that!!!
yup...can't argue with that!!!
Chick: I like her.
gemmalisax: plus...she likes her JD, she gets a fuckton of brownie points for that
and fights the vamps???
thats Bella
and fights the vamps???
thats Bella
Chick: Oh hell yeah.
gemmalisax: with a shotgun
Chick: <shrugs> I'd let her in my crew, that's for sure.
gemmalisax: LMTO!!!
Chick: She's feisty.
gemmalisax: you know...you'd have to make sure to check her soap dispensers tho
Chick: She takes her whiskey straight from the bottle
gemmalisax: like me
lol
classy
:D
lol
classy
:D
Chick: Fuck, I NEVER trust soap dispensers.
AND she can handle a weapon.
VERY classy.
All the things a lady should be.
Hey, I got a little snippet.
I think Imma get it tattooed on my left ass cheek.
"I was the thong and Rosie O’Donnell was my life"
AND she can handle a weapon.
VERY classy.
All the things a lady should be.
Hey, I got a little snippet.
I think Imma get it tattooed on my left ass cheek.
"I was the thong and Rosie O’Donnell was my life"
gemmalisax: PMSL
Chick: Cause yeah, we ALL have those days.
And it just makes it so clear, exactly how shit-tastic a day like that would be.
And it just makes it so clear, exactly how shit-tastic a day like that would be.
gemmalisax: it does
I might get it and stick it on my front door
I might get it and stick it on my front door
Chick: <rolls my eyes> Amateur.
gemmalisax: nah...tattoo it on Ex's head
Chick: <laughs>
I'll do it!
I'll do it!
gemmalisax: come on over then
Chick: I've been meaning to kick him in the throat anyway.
gemmalisax: I'll drug him and you can have at him and then we can leave him somewhere remote
go for it
go for it
Chick: You don't have to drug him.
I can handle it.
I like em feisty.
<cracks my knuckles>
SHIT!
We're off track again.
WHISKEY AND SPITFIRE
I can handle it.
I like em feisty.
<cracks my knuckles>
SHIT!
We're off track again.
WHISKEY AND SPITFIRE
gemmalisax: yes
awesome
LOL
awesome
LOL
Chick: I love it.
gemmalisax: if you want an intelligently and well written, funny as hell and crazy ass fic...
then this one is for you
then this one is for you
Chick: Yes.
gemmalisax: I would also say that this would be an awesome intro into the world of Peter/Bella
Chick: Yes.
I agree with you 100% oh great one.
I agree with you 100% oh great one.
gemmalisax: HH has a way of being lighthearted and humourous, but STILL manages to have a heavy ass message slapped in there somewhere
Chick: Yup.
gemmalisax: so you have the drama and suspense and intrigue and what not
Chick: She's got that talent.
gemmalisax: but it's balaced out beautifully with the fuckery
Chick: She's a very talented writer.
gemmalisax: OMG yes
she can fluff my boobies anytime
JS
she can fluff my boobies anytime
JS
Chick: Yeah, well, I'd share midget porn with her.
gemmalisax: what about dominatrix squirrels?
Chick: And I'd probably let her hold my gun.
Maybe.
Maybe.
gemmalisax: can I hold your gun?
<bites lip>
<bites lip>
Chick: No.
gemmalisax: <pouts and stomps foot>
Chick: Do you know what to do with a gun?
gemmalisax: no
Chick: See?
gemmalisax: I just wanted to hold it
Chick: that's why
gemmalisax: you could teach me
HM wants to teach me
HM wants to teach me
he has a biiiiig gun
:D
:D
Chick: Are we done with the rec then? And I'll teach you ALL about guns.
<waggles eyebrows>
<waggles eyebrows>
gemmalisax: <grins>
one last thing
one last thing
Chick: Ok.
gemmalisax: <clears throat>
Chick: <rolls eyes>
gemmalisax: GO READ IT! IF YOU DON'T....YOU'RE AN UBER SILLY TITHEAD
that is all
<sticks my tongue out at you?
I can't type apparently
that is all
<sticks my tongue out at you?
I can't type apparently
Chick: Really? That's the best insult you can come up with?
gemmalisax: fix that in editing will ya?
LOL
well...no...but I figured calling someone an twatburger would be offenssive
LOL
well...no...but I figured calling someone an twatburger would be offenssive
Chick: No, I think you meant to question sticking your tongue out at me.
Ooooh, a stupid baby ass head.
that's a GREAT insult.
Ooooh, a stupid baby ass head.
that's a GREAT insult.
gemmalisax: PMSL
Chick: Mini-Chick came up with that one.
gemmalisax: Mini-Chick said ass?
naughty naughty
naughty naughty
Chick: In the grocery store
At full volume
At full volume
gemmalisax: niiice
Chick: yup, that's my girl.
gemmalisax: LOL
Chick: Annnnnnnny way.....
gemmalisax: oooh...theres gay sex on my TL
Chick: GO READ WHISKEY AND SPITFIRE BY HAMMERHIPS OR YOU ARE POINTLESS, USELESS, A WASTE OF GOOD OXYGEN, A DRAIN ON SOCIETY.
gemmalisax: pretty, pretty
What she said
and a twatburger
What she said
and a twatburger
Chick: Ok, go watch your gay porn.
gemmalisax: coolies
:D
:D
Chick: <pats your head>
gemmalisax: <growls>
Chick: But I like it when you growl. <winks>
Next week....another fuckin fantastic story.
Next week....another fuckin fantastic story.
gemmalisax: <growls louder>
Chick: <drags you away>
gemmalisax: thats the plan
ooooh!
oh baby....just like that!
ooooh!
oh baby....just like that!
You guys need to put a warning label on this article because my dumbass was reading this while eating my toast and my laptop screen nearly wore said toast (with almond maple butter, I might add).
I love the banter between the two of you. It makes the review more unique AND I totally see you guys channeling Statler and Mortimer. Don't be too impressed; I had to Google their names. LOL.
So yeah, HammerHips has a fuckawesome story. I love it! LOL Great article!!!
*dies laughing* I love this segment. I have not *hangs head* read this fic yet. HH might beat me senseless for it, but I will. I am so very interested in what is going on here.
Great job on the interview babes. You rocked it, and yes, HH is an awesome author, but for the sake of not blowing smoke up her ass for the second time today, I'll just say read her shit. It's awesome.
WOOT!
Iz
I don't think that it's fair that these two aren't sharing whatever it is they're on with the rest of the blog staff. It must be good shit! *winks and blows kisses*
I completely agree with Girlnorth, I want what they are on!
I giggled the entire way through. ;D
*adopts a very serious expression* I assure you, we are simply high on life.
*dies laughing*
I'm glad y'all are enjoying it. Thanks for the comments.