Chick: Chick has arrived
Gemma: hey honey
Chick: WOOOOOO! Wifey is here!
So, what first?
Gemma: we read it through
Chick: Done.
Second read through....done.
Gemma: LOL
ok, i'm doing mine now
Chick: Should we discuss what exactly we're doing? Or do you think it will be obvious?
Gemma: up to you. we can always add an introduction to the post
Chick: Sorry, you were reading and I interrupted.
Gemma: or discuss it on here
Chick: Uhhh, what do YOU want to do?
Cause I'm lazy as shit. Wouldn't it be easier to do it all here and cut and paste?
Gemma: lol
yes
we'll do it on here
<waggles eyebrows>
Chick: Shit...you're reading. <zips lips> let me know when you're done
Gemma: ok
lol
Chick: <snickers cause you said we were gonna "do it"
Chick: WOOOOOO! Wifey is here!
So, what first?
Gemma: we read it through
Chick: Done.
Second read through....done.
Gemma: LOL
ok, i'm doing mine now
Chick: Should we discuss what exactly we're doing? Or do you think it will be obvious?
Gemma: up to you. we can always add an introduction to the post
Chick: Sorry, you were reading and I interrupted.
Gemma: or discuss it on here
Chick: Uhhh, what do YOU want to do?
Cause I'm lazy as shit. Wouldn't it be easier to do it all here and cut and paste?
Gemma: lol
yes
we'll do it on here
<waggles eyebrows>
Chick: Shit...you're reading. <zips lips> let me know when you're done
Gemma: ok
lol
Chick: <snickers cause you said we were gonna "do it"
11 minutes Later...
Gemma: fuckin love that fic
LMAO
Chick: Me too.
Gemma: and yeah, baby, we're gonna do it
gonna do it like a chipper in heat
Chick: It's just a great big ball of awesome.
PMSL.
Let's get the blog post done first. Then we can do it however you want.
Gemma: Yes ma'am
Chick: Good girl.
Gemma: Do I get a gold star?
Chick: I'll give you the stamp of approval.
Gemma: on my arse?
<hopes>
Chick: wherever you want it. <smirks>
Gemma: w00t!
Chick: Back to business!!!
<looks stern>
Gemma: <salutes you>
Chick: Do we reallllly need to explain what we're doing?
I mean, isn't it gonna be kinda obvious?
Gemma: we're both giving our opinions of the fic that we've chosen to rec
easy as
Chick: EVERYBODY knows about your awesomeness already.
Gemma: <snorts>
Chick: <rolls eyes>
It's true.
Gemma: moving on...
Chick: fine.
Gemma: :P
Chick: avoid your awesomeness.
Gemma: LOL
Chick: Don't Drop the Soap by DarkNnerdy
Gemma: uh huh
the afore mentioned big ball of awesomeness
Chick: TOTAL awesomeness.
Gemma: <nods>
Chick: I like that even though it's a crack fic, you get a glimpse into the character's Um...different thoughts.
Plus, everything Nerdy writes is full of win and fuckery.
Gemma: yeah, lol
I love that Edward feels that he needs to satisfy his...partners
and that he never quite gets there
Chick: <snickers> Yeah.
Gemma: or that he really doesn't see anything wrong with what he craves
Chick: I like how the family....deals? with the issue.
Gemma: yeah...throwing whores and therapists at him.
Chick: Well, you love who, or in his case what, you love, right?
Gemma: yup
apparently so
Chick: I ain't mad at him.
Gemma: and Edward luuuuurves his Chipper
Mechanophilia
Chick: Finally, a man that ain't afraid to express his...love.
He doesn't tiptoe around it.
Gemma: yup, he's not scared to show his feelings or...well...feel his feelings
nope...he humps them with pure enthusiasm
I laughed my boobs off all the way through this fic
and spent most of it with a WTF!?!? look plastered across my face
Chick: <looks horrified> NOT THE BOOBS!!!!!
I nearly pissed my pants reading it.
Gemma: <checks ma bewbbies> there's still plenty left, bb
no worries
Chick: <breathes a sigh of relief>
Gemma: I love that it's Charlie that keeps on finding him
I actually feel sorry for Edward
poor guy doesn't get a break
Chick: I kinda don't.
But we know, I'm not an Edward fan.
EVER.
Gemma: <shakes head> people can be so prejudice
LOL
not ever
lol
<looks at you knowingly>
I love Edward...<sighs>
Chick: <sighs> I know you do.
Gemma: not so much in this fic though
I don't have the right...parts for this incarnation
PMSL
Chick: <snickers> You're not...wired enough for his taste.
Nerdy's mind is a wonderful place.
Gemma: oh yes
Chick: I'd love to take a visit there.
Gemma: a wonderful place of humour and fuckery
i think we'd need a guide
or a contingent of Marines
Chick: I think she's really captured the "feel" of prision. Makes ya wonder, huh?
You just want Marines so you can stare at their asses.
Gemma: i'm not saying anything to that one...I wanna know how she manages to get the imagery of the...er...kitchen scene so perfect
<nodslots>
They would be nekkid, of course, with big guns <sniggers>
Chick: Makes me wonder if she has some sort of inside knowledge. I mean...not that *I've * ever seen the inside of a prision kitchen <shifty eyes> but she's dead on in the description.
Gemma: is she now? so...you'd know that because???
<gasps> had Bubba had you too?
Chick: <shifty eyes>
No, no Bubba's.
Anyway....
I kinda feel bad for Bubba.
I mean, I think his affection is real.
Gemma: lol. yes, he feels a lot for Edward's purdy arse
and we all know that Edward has a very purdy arse
Chick: I think he feels for Edward.
Gemma: I know he feels Edward
he's very territorial
Chick: <nods>
Gemma: I LMAO at Edward's thoughts at the end
Chick: Yeah.
I wonder if it ever happened again...the kitchen love.
Gemma: its definitely...different
I think so
I doubt that he's gonna be able to give him up
Chick: Maybe a threesome?
Gemma: up against the oven?
Chick: With the stove?
Yeah. <nods>
I think anyone that wants a good laugh would like this.
Provided they aren't opposed to prision lovin'
Gemma: yup
Chick: or appliances.
Gemma: I agree
if you're after a fucked up, off the wall and totally mental fic, that'll have you PYSL then this one is definitely the one to go for
it should carry a 'do not drink while reading this' warning
Chick: Yes it should.
Gemma: Everyone should read it
Chick: Maybe we could talk to Izzy about adding that?
You know, where you pick your warnings?
Gemma: I think that would be a good addition
Chick: Me too.
Gemma: very sensible and would safe a lot of keyboards and laptops
Chick: I love this one. Don't Drop the Soap always makes me chuckle.
Gemma: we should start a campaign
Chick: Yeah.
Gemma: yup
Chick: Are we doing a crack fic next week?
Since we don't have the warning thingy yet...
I just want to be prepared.
Gemma: no idea
I just do what you tell me
Chick: <dies laughing>
Right.
Gemma: LOL
well, sometimes
:P
Chick: Ok, well. This one gets the Chick Norris Stamp of Approval.
Gemma: so it fucking should do
I need a stamp of approval
maybe I should just press my ta ta's up to the screen
Chick: Yeah, I'll need to make you one. Since you made me one.
Oooh...yeah. The double titty stamp of approval.
Gemma: DON'T DROP THE SOAP you get my boobie stamp of approval
<shakes my titties>
w00t
lol
Chick: (oYo) <--There's your stamp.
Gemma: LOL
thanks, honey
Chick: My pleasure.
Gemma: <jiggles ma jugs>
so...basically the story is awesome
fantastic
well written
Chick: EPIC
Gemma: totally fucked up
that too!!!
Chick: YAY!!!! It's total win.
So, you reckon folks will head over and read it now?
Gemma: they should do
silly buggers if they don't
Chick: And leave Nerdy LOTS of love.
Gemma: she luuuuuurves the love
Chick: LOTS of LOVE
Gemma: <nodslots>
Chick: with midget pics.
Gemma: and Egg porn
Chick: I think we're done.
Are you ready to "do it"?
Gemma: <giggles>
bring it on, bb!
Chick: Ok. We'll do this again next week...right?
Gemma: sure
LMAO
Chick: Me too.
Gemma: and yeah, baby, we're gonna do it
gonna do it like a chipper in heat
Chick: It's just a great big ball of awesome.
PMSL.
Let's get the blog post done first. Then we can do it however you want.
Gemma: Yes ma'am
Chick: Good girl.
Gemma: Do I get a gold star?
Chick: I'll give you the stamp of approval.
Gemma: on my arse?
<hopes>
Chick: wherever you want it. <smirks>
Gemma: w00t!
Chick: Back to business!!!
<looks stern>
Gemma: <salutes you>
Chick: Do we reallllly need to explain what we're doing?
I mean, isn't it gonna be kinda obvious?
Gemma: we're both giving our opinions of the fic that we've chosen to rec
easy as
Chick: EVERYBODY knows about your awesomeness already.
Gemma: <snorts>
Chick: <rolls eyes>
It's true.
Gemma: moving on...
Chick: fine.
Gemma: :P
Chick: avoid your awesomeness.
Gemma: LOL
Chick: Don't Drop the Soap by DarkNnerdy
Gemma: uh huh
the afore mentioned big ball of awesomeness
Chick: TOTAL awesomeness.
Gemma: <nods>
Chick: I like that even though it's a crack fic, you get a glimpse into the character's Um...different thoughts.
Plus, everything Nerdy writes is full of win and fuckery.
Gemma: yeah, lol
I love that Edward feels that he needs to satisfy his...partners
and that he never quite gets there
Chick: <snickers> Yeah.
Gemma: or that he really doesn't see anything wrong with what he craves
Chick: I like how the family....deals? with the issue.
Gemma: yeah...throwing whores and therapists at him.
Chick: Well, you love who, or in his case what, you love, right?
Gemma: yup
apparently so
Chick: I ain't mad at him.
Gemma: and Edward luuuuurves his Chipper
Mechanophilia
Chick: Finally, a man that ain't afraid to express his...love.
He doesn't tiptoe around it.
Gemma: yup, he's not scared to show his feelings or...well...feel his feelings
nope...he humps them with pure enthusiasm
I laughed my boobs off all the way through this fic
and spent most of it with a WTF!?!? look plastered across my face
Chick: <looks horrified> NOT THE BOOBS!!!!!
I nearly pissed my pants reading it.
Gemma: <checks ma bewbbies> there's still plenty left, bb
no worries
Chick: <breathes a sigh of relief>
Gemma: I love that it's Charlie that keeps on finding him
I actually feel sorry for Edward
poor guy doesn't get a break
Chick: I kinda don't.
But we know, I'm not an Edward fan.
EVER.
Gemma: <shakes head> people can be so prejudice
LOL
not ever
lol
<looks at you knowingly>
I love Edward...<sighs>
Chick: <sighs> I know you do.
Gemma: not so much in this fic though
I don't have the right...parts for this incarnation
PMSL
Chick: <snickers> You're not...wired enough for his taste.
Nerdy's mind is a wonderful place.
Gemma: oh yes
Chick: I'd love to take a visit there.
Gemma: a wonderful place of humour and fuckery
i think we'd need a guide
or a contingent of Marines
Chick: I think she's really captured the "feel" of prision. Makes ya wonder, huh?
You just want Marines so you can stare at their asses.
Gemma: i'm not saying anything to that one...I wanna know how she manages to get the imagery of the...er...kitchen scene so perfect
<nodslots>
They would be nekkid, of course, with big guns <sniggers>
Chick: Makes me wonder if she has some sort of inside knowledge. I mean...not that *I've * ever seen the inside of a prision kitchen <shifty eyes> but she's dead on in the description.
Gemma: is she now? so...you'd know that because???
<gasps> had Bubba had you too?
Chick: <shifty eyes>
No, no Bubba's.
Anyway....
I kinda feel bad for Bubba.
I mean, I think his affection is real.
Gemma: lol. yes, he feels a lot for Edward's purdy arse
and we all know that Edward has a very purdy arse
Chick: I think he feels for Edward.
Gemma: I know he feels Edward
he's very territorial
Chick: <nods>
Gemma: I LMAO at Edward's thoughts at the end
Chick: Yeah.
I wonder if it ever happened again...the kitchen love.
Gemma: its definitely...different
I think so
I doubt that he's gonna be able to give him up
Chick: Maybe a threesome?
Gemma: up against the oven?
Chick: With the stove?
Yeah. <nods>
I think anyone that wants a good laugh would like this.
Provided they aren't opposed to prision lovin'
Gemma: yup
Chick: or appliances.
Gemma: I agree
if you're after a fucked up, off the wall and totally mental fic, that'll have you PYSL then this one is definitely the one to go for
it should carry a 'do not drink while reading this' warning
Chick: Yes it should.
Gemma: Everyone should read it
Chick: Maybe we could talk to Izzy about adding that?
You know, where you pick your warnings?
Gemma: I think that would be a good addition
Chick: Me too.
Gemma: very sensible and would safe a lot of keyboards and laptops
Chick: I love this one. Don't Drop the Soap always makes me chuckle.
Gemma: we should start a campaign
Chick: Yeah.
Gemma: yup
Chick: Are we doing a crack fic next week?
Since we don't have the warning thingy yet...
I just want to be prepared.
Gemma: no idea
I just do what you tell me
Chick: <dies laughing>
Right.
Gemma: LOL
well, sometimes
:P
Chick: Ok, well. This one gets the Chick Norris Stamp of Approval.
Gemma: so it fucking should do
I need a stamp of approval
maybe I should just press my ta ta's up to the screen
Chick: Yeah, I'll need to make you one. Since you made me one.
Oooh...yeah. The double titty stamp of approval.
Gemma: DON'T DROP THE SOAP you get my boobie stamp of approval
<shakes my titties>
w00t
lol
Chick: (oYo) <--There's your stamp.
Gemma: LOL
thanks, honey
Chick: My pleasure.
Gemma: <jiggles ma jugs>
so...basically the story is awesome
fantastic
well written
Chick: EPIC
Gemma: totally fucked up
that too!!!
Chick: YAY!!!! It's total win.
So, you reckon folks will head over and read it now?
Gemma: they should do
silly buggers if they don't
Chick: And leave Nerdy LOTS of love.
Gemma: she luuuuuurves the love
Chick: LOTS of LOVE
Gemma: <nodslots>
Chick: with midget pics.
Gemma: and Egg porn
Chick: I think we're done.
Are you ready to "do it"?
Gemma: <giggles>
bring it on, bb!
Chick: Ok. We'll do this again next week...right?
Gemma: sure
I Fucking LOVE you two!!! So awesome ladies. I am so glad you enjoyed this fuckery of a fic and that even after you read it you still show me your tits daily. Perfection is what ya'll are!!!! My head is a very strange and fucked up place to stay, of course you know your welcome there anytime, leave your shirts at the door is all I ask :).
The kitchen scene is one of those "I'll never tell" type of things. Let's just say I know shit because I know it and leave it at that (snickers).
Thanks for the love and the pimpage, you ladies rock my world daily and are some of the best friends a fucked up girl could ever ask for.
Oh and one more shout out, EdwardsChipper I am releasing this Edward to you. He keeps burning his peen on my toaster and flat iron, that shit is just gross doll. Teach him no means no or something. Love ya!
Oh and please do leave me Midget pics and Eggy love. I'm a h00r to these things! Love you ladies HARD!
Nerdy!
I haven't read the fic yet, but I just opened the bookmark. Can I just say that when the review for a crackfic could be published as crackfic itself, that's just an epic win all the way around. PSML over here. Love you all.
Damn, babies, you make me wish I had someone to banter with!