THEChickNorris: Hey wifey.
GemmaLisaX: Hey there, Sugar tits
THEChickNorris: HOLY MOLY!!! Can you say hot stuff?
GemmaLisaX: one thing to say...
Must be wearing shamwow knickers while reading this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must be wearing shamwow knickers while reading this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEChickNorris: Yes.
MUST
GemmaLisaX: I think that this is one of the most beautifully descriptive lemons that I have ever read
THEChickNorris: You know we can't tell the end.
GemmaLisaX: no...definitely not!
Can't give that away
THEChickNorris: But yes, fuckawesome lemon.
GemmaLisaX: you all HAVE to go read this to find that out
THEChickNorris: and you know that I KNOW good lemons.
GemmaLisaX: <nodslots>
THEChickNorris: I am a lemon junkie.
GemmaLisaX: (porn h00r)
THEChickNorris: This has got to be one of the most descriptive lemons I've ever read.
<shifty eyes at your comment>
GemmaLisaX: The imagery was phenomenal
THEChickNorris: It's a slow burn. Which I'm a HUGE fan of.
GemmaLisaX: Yes!
THEChickNorris: And, I must say...not knowing WHO, only makes it hotter.
GemmaLisaX: it built and built and built and built and...oh my fuck...and then just exploded and then built and built and built and....W O W
THEChickNorris: Yeah.
GemmaLisaX: YES! I have to agree with that...totally, I loved the mystery of the whole thing
THEChickNorris: I did too.
It was the mystery of the whole thing, combined with the descriptive language that really set this two-shot apart. It's a lemon, but it's not smutty at all.
GemmaLisaX: I would recommend sitting on a towel...even if you're wearing the shamwows
No, not in the slightest. It’s classy and elegant, even when it’s primal in its intensity
THEChickNorris: I mean, I love smut as much as anyone else....but there is something to be said for a lemon like this.
GemmaLisaX: Yes, this is by far up and above a normal lemon
With this, you feel everything
And you just cannot stop reading!
Its two chapters
The first being His POV and the second Hers
And I love that
THEChickNorris: And it's absolutely PERFECT in its length.
GemmaLisaX: <sniggers> yes...the length is apparently perfect
THEChickNorris: " Vaguely, my mind registered her shuddering moan as my hands turned into claws and dug themselves into her exquisite flesh."
I mean....DAMN.
I mean....DAMN.
GemmaLisaX: <drools and shudders>
There are so many quotes out of this that I would end up c&p'ing the whole damn thing onto here
LOL
THEChickNorris: <smacks your ass to snap you out of it>
GemmaLisaX: <jumps and squeals>
Do it again
<waggles my arse>
THEChickNorris: <winks> Later hot stuff.
GemmaLisaX: <pouts>
THEChickNorris: SEE what this fic does to you?????
That's why everyone should read it.
GemmaLisaX: exactly! I would not usually be thinking about sex
THEChickNorris: Then go get some.
GemmaLisaX: <shifty eyes>
BOOTY CALL ALERT
THEChickNorris: Sure you wouldn't.
GemmaLisaX: lmao
No...never
I'm a good girl I am
:D
THEChickNorris: I tell ya...this REALLY should get a booty call alert.
We should talk to Izzy about adding that.
GemmaLisaX: <agrees>
Yup
No arguments from me on that one
This story should be on everyone’s favourites list
THEChickNorris: The Hunt by Alby Mangroves is one of the HOTTEST stories out there.
I noticed it didn't have ANY reviews...
GemmaLisaX: Which is such a crime
THEChickNorris: I hope this is because folks got....distracted after reading it.
GemmaLisaX: LOL!! Me too
THEChickNorris: This story deserves MUCH love.
READ IT.
GemmaLisaX: Yes ma'am
THEChickNorris: Then get your groove on.
GemmaLisaX: PMSL
THEChickNorris: Then come back and leave some love.
<looks serious>
I am not joking.
GemmaLisaX: She really isn't
You do NOT want her going all Chick Norris on your ass
GemmaLisaX: <whoopah!>
THEChickNorris: When I first started reading it, I'll admit, I rolled my eyes a little because it was so descriptive and I'm more of a "plain talker".
THEChickNorris: But it sucked me in.
GemmaLisaX: <sniggers at sucked>
THEChickNorris: Seriously, I think the Mini-Chicks ran around in the snow nekkid while I finished reading it.
<shifty eyes> That's ok, right?
GemmaLisaX: Yeah <waves hand> that’s fiiiine
LOL
They're ok, right?
THEChickNorris: Well, <shrugs> they're still here raisin hell, so I think they're fine.
But this fic is JUST. THAT. GOOD.
Now, unless wifey has anything more to add, Imma drag her off and hump her senseless.
GemmaLisaX: <takes a running leap and lands straddling your lap>
I'm good
<grins>
THEChickNorris: Go Read it......We'll be busy till next week, but we'll see ya then.
GemmaLisaX: uh huh...what she said
THEChickNorris: <gropes you inappropriately as I slam the door>
I've just found this, and I have no words! I love that you're recommending sitting on a towel to read it! brb, LOLing
Thanks to you both for your most flattering attention to this little two-shot, and for making my evening reading your silliness. I'm so glad you liked the story! Cheers, AM