What the hell is this? HQ birthday month? I mean really. Two last week and then two today? Yup, two staff birthdays today.

Happy birthday to SweetT129 and Jazzella. We here at the HQ hope it's full of drunken tweets, awesome shoes and Jacksper porn. Maybe a pinch or two of Dirty Daddy C thrown in for good measure. *Nods Approval*

So, since it's a double birthday, we got you a double present. That's right! BEWBIES!!!! Don't worry, we got you both a pair.

You can fight over who gets which pair, though, but don't break the coffee table in the break room, please. That bitch is an antique. Just sayin'... enjoy!


SweetT,
My dear sister, I hope you have a wonderful birthday. I love you lots and hope you have those fuckawesome power panties on, because you're totally going to rock the town tonight with those bitches. *huggles and humps*

Jazzella,
My snarky girl, it might say you're a Capricorn now, but we both know the truth. No one can rock Aquarius like we do baby. Keep kicking ass and taking names as usual today while you enjoy the bewbies provided.

Love,
Iz and the crazy staff over here