The TwiWrite Staff would like to wish HammerHips a very happy birthday. We know she doesn't like to make a big fuss about it, so we won't. But we do want her to know she's loved and appreciated.

Neets,

*smacks your ass for good measure* Have a good one bb. You ain't gettin' any younger honey, so make sure to make this one count. Live this year full of life, fuckery and all the midget porn you can muster. Love ya lots, my evil twin. You make this place so much stranger, interesting and fun. We love you for it.

*MWAH*

Love

Izzy and the rest of these nuts around here.