Good morning readers!  I hope everyone has had a great week!  I have been very busy.  For those of you who may not know, I’m student teaching in a first grade classroom, Monday-Friday 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.  I come home, I plan a lesson or two, I eat dinner, and I sleep.  Needless to say, I have very little time to read.  So, I’m pulling from my FFn collection of favorite stories, or even one shots that do not take me too terribly long to read.  For now, it is just easier this way.  Until I get done with this student teaching, my time is limited. 

Today, I’d like to shine light on a special author.  Her penname is Little Furry Cannibals.  I love this bitch.  She is an amazing author.  People give her a lot of shit sometimes, though I am not truly sure why because she’s great.  I have had her works make me laugh and cry, all in the same piece of work.

So this week, I chose one of her more amusing works called, “One Lump, Or Two?”  It was written for the Tea Bagging Twilight contest, and yes, that’s what it’s about; tea bagging.  It’s a Jacob/Bella, briefly, but has instances of Quil and a girl and Embry and a girl.  It’s short, sweet, and hilariously to the point.

The deal?  Paul wants Jacob’s older sister to Rachel, so he thinks that by entertaining 15 year old Jacob and his two best friends, he can get into Rachel’s good graces.  A slip of the tongue from Paul about tea-bagging, has the horny young teens asking, “What is tea-bagging?”

To quote from this story, “… You know, when a guy puts his nuts into another guy's mouth.”