The Pimps review Domward by dangerkitty
THEChickNorris: back
GemmaLisax: Hey there
THEChickNorris: Let's get our rec on.
GemmaLisax: <nods>
THEChickNorris: Domward by dangerkitty
GemmaLisax: Yeppers
<grins>
EDWARD
and YOU picked it
EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD
AND......
you LIKED it!!!!!
THEChickNorris: I really liked it.
GemmaLisax: <jumps around, happy dancing and shaking my arse>
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<back flips all over the blog>
THEChickNorris: I actually PICKED it.
GemmaLisax: <nodslots>
You did
I was in shock, I tell you...shock!!
THEChickNorris: BUT, it's not book Edward.
GemmaLisax: <rolls eyes>
its still Edward
THEChickNorris: A very different Edward.
GemmaLisax: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
its still Edward
THEChickNorris: Babe, folks KNOW he's a different Edward...I liked the story.
GemmaLisax: and he wasn't all that different...just a little more...'spread em and take it'
and you liked Edward
THEChickNorris: In this story, yes.
It's a unique pairing.
GemmaLisax: <smirks>
that it is
<giggles>
THEChickNorris: You are entirely too giddy about this.
GemmaLisax: and you still liked Edward...don't care what the story is.
<grins>
I am made up about this!
THEChickNorris: I did.
GemmaLisax: I didn't spend ages RT'ing and bigging this developTHEChickNorrisnt out to twitter for nothing, you know
LMTO
THEChickNorris: The name on this one, really gives you all of the summary you need for this story.
GemmaLisax: Yeah, lol
THEChickNorris: It's Domward...pure and simple.
GemmaLisax: it's about fluffy bunnies and creamcakes
<still happy dancing>
THEChickNorris: I like that it's not ALL just dominant Edward though. Dangerkitty gives us a taste of the "why" behind it.
GemmaLisax: yeah
that’s important too
<now happy dances thinking about Domward...hmm, I need me some chains>
THEChickNorris: You know, I think EdwardsChipper fell out of a chair when I said I read an Edward story and liked it.
GemmaLisax: I was dying for her to be on the TL when you said it!!
<pouts at missing that>
but this is a very good Edward
and a very nice little O/S
and a very cool surprise nestled in there
and very hot
THEChickNorris: It is. He's well thought out, and his motivations are well explained.
GemmaLisax: and YOU LIKED EDWARD
THEChickNorris: <sighs> Yes. I did.
GemmaLisax: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<chicken dances all over the place>
THEChickNorris: I will be sending flowers to Dangerkitty later.
GemmaLisax: LMAO!!
I think we should commission her for more o/s's like this one
THEChickNorris: And maybe contacting the Pope to report the miracle.
GemmaLisax: the Pope might have a heart attack over you seeing the light
THEChickNorris: Yes, I for one would LOVE to see more O/Ss like this from her.
It's just a little glimpse into the Who...but it's just enough.
GemmaLisax: <giddy> it was awesome
THEChickNorris: It really was.
GemmaLisax: I'm still squealing over it
THEChickNorris: <rolls eyes>
GemmaLisax: and not just the fact that you liked Edward
:P
THEChickNorris: I think you're squealing 'cause you know I liked Edward.
GemmaLisax: SHE SAID IT
I was squealing because of a lot of things
LOL
THEChickNorris: Seriously...MAJOR accomplishment for dangerkitty to have written an Edward that I would willingly read of my own free will.
GemmaLisax: I KNOW! I'm jealous <pouts>
And rather in awe, to be honest
GO DANGERKITTY GO GO!
Super DangerKitty...powers of bringing peeps over to the Edside.
PMSL
THEChickNorris: Hold on just a second.
I have NOT crossed over to the Edside.
You KNOW who my TwiMan is.
GemmaLisax: <hides>
yeah
VLAD
lmao
THEChickNorris: <nods> Vladimir. Correct.
GemmaLisax: or rather...Ben Barnes as Vlad
THEChickNorris: HOWEVER...I really liked this Edward.
GemmaLisax: you should put that pic in here
just to drool over
THEChickNorris: No, I'll just get...distracted.
GemmaLisax: and yes...this Edward was very good.
you should read more of them...there are A LOT of good Edward's out there.
THEChickNorris: <rolls eyes>
Anyway...
GemmaLisax: there is!
<stomps foot>
THEChickNorris: Domward by dangerkitty is a REALLLY good O/S that shows us a very different side of "book Edward".
GemmaLisax: She does write a good Edward...and its a Darkward.
a juicy Darkward
THEChickNorris: Most definately.
GemmaLisax: a juicy, dominant Darkward
THEChickNorris: And I <sings out> LOOOOOOVE the pairing.
Which I will not give away.
GemmaLisax: When I read it...I was, 'Oh fuck...Chick's gonna luuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrve this!!!!'
THEChickNorris: Yup.
And Chick did love this.
GemmaLisax: wonders why Chick is talking in 3rdPOV
THEChickNorris: I never thought that I'd be telling folks to get off their ass and read an Edward fic.
GemmaLisax: That's because you have previously been deluded
THEChickNorris: You are just going to make me growly.
GemmaLisax: I like you growly
and if its bad growly...then i'll make it good growly
<smirks>
cause I can...<licks my lips>
THEChickNorris: I know you can...let's wrap up the rec, and you can make it whatever you want.
GemmaLisax: <nods> I think I can handle that.
but...
THEChickNorris: but?
GemmaLisax: GO READ IT
I just like the word
but
but
THEChickNorris: Oh HELL yeah!
GemmaLisax: butt
bum
THEChickNorris: <gives you a look>
back on track.
Please.
GemmaLisax: <sniggers> I may have had too much caffine.
sorry, ma'am
THEChickNorris: fuck, I need some coffee.
Mmmmm, I like it when you call me ma'am.
GemmaLisax: rawr
THEChickNorris: GO READ DOMWARD BY DANGERKITTY
It fuckin rocks.
GemmaLisax: and...CHICK LIKES EDWARD
THEChickNorris: It gets the Chick Norris stamp of approval.
Shit. I forgot to put that in my review of it.
GemmaLisax: well, then I may have to tie you to the wall and take my flogger to you
<looks stern and sexah like>
THEChickNorris: <raises an eyebrow> Is that supposed to be a punishment?
GemmaLisax: <looks confused> No.
It just gives me an excuse to do it.
THEChickNorris: Oh, ok.
GemmaLisax: OH! Just remembered something.
THEChickNorris: what's that?
GemmaLisax: GO READ THIS FIC RIGHT THE FUCK A DOODLE DO NOW!!
that
THEChickNorris: really?
GemmaLisax: really
THEChickNorris: I mean, I think they should go read it too, but "fuck a doodle do"?
GemmaLisax: well...not really, but it had nothing to do with this rec, and you know how I like to stay on track with these things.
I like fuck a doodle do
LMAO
THEChickNorris: <rolls eyes> Yes dear.
GemmaLisax: :D
THEChickNorris: Great O/S. Go read it.
GemmaLisax: o:-) <--- see my halo?
THEChickNorris: Domeward by dangerkitty
GemmaLisax: and do what she says
or she'll come after you
and not in the good way
<sniggers...I said come>
THEChickNorris: I think I spelled it wrong just now
GemmaLisax: yeah, you did
PMSL
THEChickNorris: Domward by dangerkitty
Sorry, I'm all fluster with visions of whips and cuffs dancing in my head.
GemmaLisax: and Edawrd
lol
THEChickNorris: flustered...see, I've lost my mastery of the English language.
GemmaLisax: you're American...lol.
THEChickNorris: <smirks> Actually, I was thinking of another little Gem in my scenario.
GemmaLisax: little gem?
<leans forward>
THEChickNorris: <nods>
Seriously folks, fuckawesome one shot...go read it now.
I'm ready to drag off the wifey.
GemmaLisax: <wifey is ready to be dragged off>
THEChickNorris: Till next week then.
GemmaLisax: <nods grabbing at your hands>
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The Pimps
I beta'd this one for my wifey. I TOLD her it was fuckawesome. Maybe now she'll believe me :P