THEChickNorris: Me too.
GemmaLisax: I need to lynch SweetT for the next chapter
THEChickNorris: I buckled down.
I know.
It's HOT
I've got to get pudding for the kids.
brb
GemmaLisax: ok
LMAO
THEChickNorris: back.
all the babies have their pudding.
GemmaLisax: Hey there
coolies
I want pudding
and the NEXT CHAPTER
THEChickNorris: Oh, I got your pudding...
but yes, I want the next chapter too.
GemmaLisax: LOL
THEChickNorris: <dies>
You ready to do this?
GemmaLisax: sure
THEChickNorris: I'll get it all formatted.
GemmaLisax: I think we can use some of the above as well
LOL
okies
THEChickNorris: and posted.
ok.
GemmaLisax: okies
THEChickNorris: Such Great Heights by sweetT129 <=inspiration for pudding talk.
GemmaLisax: Inspiration for....Jesus...this fic...I totally want a threesome, with another woman involved
preferably now
and to involve Jasper and Alice
THEChickNorris: Then it would be more than three hon.
but I know what you mean.
GemmaLisax: no...me, jasper, alice
1 2 3
THEChickNorris: Ohhhh, sorry. My brain is still melted from reading this amazing fic.
GemmaLisax: although...I could get ALL the Cullen's in one big puppy pile
<giggles>
I am seriously thinking of lynching SweetT for the next chapter of this
THEChickNorris: I really like this story.
REALLLLLY
GemmaLisax: I think I went through a pack of cigs while reading it
THEChickNorris: I started reading it when she first started posting it. I was looking for a slow burn lemon. This story has that.
Oh GOD does this story have that.
GemmaLisax: But on the non-smut point, the story its self is very good...the characters are engading...and Jasper is sweet when he needs to be and hot as holy hell when he needs to be and jiust....WOWZA
THEChickNorris: YES. And there is a story. It isn't just PWP.
GemmaLisax: I read it when you told me to tonight...all the way through, in record time. I couldn't move from the laptop.
no
not PWP
THEChickNorris: I am SO ready to see how this whole thing plays out.
GemmaLisax: It's killing me
KILLING ME
I need that next chapter
now
THEChickNorris: I know. Me too.
I want it.
bad
You think she knows that she's killed us?
GemmaLisax: she will when I kidnap her and force her to write the rest of the fic
<shifty eyes> not that I'd ever do anything like that
oh!
and it's funny
THEChickNorris: Oh!
GemmaLisax: I was LMTO at one particular bit.
THEChickNorris: It is very funny. I love her annoying Mike Newton.
GemmaLisax: yes!!!
thats what I was LMTO at
THEChickNorris: ME too.
I love that everything isn't all hunky dory and isn't going all easy with smooth sailing.
It's a three way relationship. And she really highlights the challenges of that dynamic.
GemmaLisax: yes!!!
very true
it's real
in fact its one of the most realistic ones that I read of this type
THEChickNorris: It is.
GemmaLisax: <coughs> Not that I read a lot of 3somes or anything.
<looks innocently around the room>
THEChickNorris: And I love that they're not all well groomed and ready for a roll in the hay.
That she shows their insecurities.
And don't even TRY to look innocent.
GemmaLisax: yeah, and they're not whiny either.
LOL
I'm AM innocent!
0:-)
see...halo
THEChickNorris: Anyone can type a halo
GemmaLisax: I'm an innocent woman, I never read lemons or smut
you make me do it
THEChickNorris: We get done rec'ing this, I am SO proving that you're not an innocent.
GemmaLisax: <smirks salaciously> is that so?
I mean! never!
<coughs>
THEChickNorris: <smacks your ass> Back on subject. Such Great Heights by sweetT129
GemmaLisax: WE WANT THE NEXT CHAPTER
pretty please
with a cherry on top
THEChickNorris: YES!!!
<whispers> I'll let you touch my gun.
GemmaLisax: <bounces> Me?!!?!?!
THEChickNorris: <gives you a patient look> If you're good, but I was offering it to sweetT for the next chapter.
GemmaLisax: Oh. <pouts> I'll have you know that I'm an expert at touching...guns
<sniggers>
0:-) halo
THEChickNorris: What happened to innocent? You can't have it both ways.
GemmaLisax: <smirks> what if I like it both ways
THEChickNorris: Then I'd say that you got the point of this story...sometimes you CAN have it both ways. <waggles eyebrows> I really want the next chapter...like 5 minutes ago.
I have no idea where this story is going, and that's surprising.
It's completely different, which is one of the reasons that I like it so much.
GemmaLisax: yes, on all counts
it totally keeps me guessing
THEChickNorris: AND, she's already said that she doesn't guarantee a HEA ending.
GemmaLisax: and I will be biting my nails till the next chap
true, she doesn't
but I'm a stickler for hoping for one
LOL
THEChickNorris: So, I'm left wondering...TILL THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!
I need it.
Really.
GemmaLisax: now
THEChickNorris: Yes.
GemmaLisax: yes
yes
yes
yes
THEChickNorris: I'm not a patient person.
GemmaLisax: YES!
no, lol, you're not
THEChickNorris: Oh, I like it when you scream YES like that.
GemmaLisax: <smirks>
I like the kidnapping idea
THEChickNorris: Oooh, we could tie her up first, right?
GemmaLisax: hmm...yes. but not her hands
she needs to be able to type
THEChickNorris: Oh, yeah. Then maybe after we can really tie her up? Show her how MEAN it is to leave someone hanging?
<waggles my eyebrows>
It'll be fuuuuun.
GemmaLisax: I'm liking how your mind works
THEChickNorris: Cool. So, everyone go read Such Great Heights by sweetT129 and you and I will get to...work.
GemmaLisax: :D
THEChickNorris: She plays nice, I'll give her the Chick Norris stamp of approval for this fic. I like it that much.
GemmaLisax: sounds good to me
and so you should!!!!! its an awesome fic
THEChickNorris: It really is. <begins gatering ropes> So y'all go read it now. I've got a couple of ladies to...deal with.
GemmaLisax: <sits back and watches you work> hmm...what?
THEChickNorris: <smirks> You're first.
GemmaLisax: <gulps>
<and throws my halo away>
THEChickNorris: <waves to the readers> We'll see ya next week.
GemmaLisax: uh huh
*dies* You two are hilarious. You will be happy to know that I update every Tuesday morning, so you only have one more day to wait. This fic has a long way to go before it's over, and a lot is going to happen between now and then. I hope you'll be with me, loving it as much as you do now, the whole time.
For now, though, thank you for the pimp. I'm totally in love with it.
Oh, and just because it's too funny not to tell you, there will be pudding in the story too. *giggles*