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I'd Hit That Banners by HammerHips

This week's story had a banner already, but it needed another to really draw in those readers because I LOVE this fic! What fic is it, you ask? Why, it's Love My Hate by the fantabulous JaspersIzzy! Yep, I truly ADORE this one and so I decided to give her a bit of a boost by creating a HammerHips speshul banner for her story. Here's her original banner:

Sure, it has Jasper, Bella, and a red-eyed Eddikins, but it didn't scream "READ ME!". At least it didn't to me. So I added a bit here and there. What says 'Jasper' better than assless chaps? NOTHING! Her Darkward is particularly dark, so what says evil better than a man stroking a pink pussy? GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, I MEANT CAT!

Yep, a man stroking a cat gently definitely says evil! But that wasn't enough, it still needed something....What else could draw in readers better than a midget leprechaun? NOTHING, that's what! So, I added one just for a little extra oomph! Now, it's up to Izzy to work all of this into her story. Here's her NEW IMPROVED banner:

Much better, don'tcha think?

If you have a story on TwiWrite that needs a banner, lemme know and I'll make sure to make you something that will amaze and astound your readers until they're exclaiming, "I'd Hit That!".