GemmaLisax: Yes, my sweet titted, pumpkin pie, i sure am
THEChickNorris: This story was outside of what I normally read. You know that, right?
GemmaLisax: Yeah
<looks sheepish>
It's All Human
Slash
AND HAS EDWARD IN IT
<Giggles>
I made you read Edward!
THEChickNorris: Exactly, Since by MizzHyde
GemmaLisax: Yeppers
THEChickNorris: WAY different from my norm.
GemmaLisax: Theres nothing wrong with different
<grins>
and it isn't just slash
THEChickNorris: No. There's not. Different is good.
GemmaLisax: there’s some tasty hoo-ha/meat stick action in there too
THEChickNorris: And you're right...it's more than just slash. AND it's not PWP.
GemmaLisax: no, not at all
THEChickNorris: <gets a dreamy look thinking about porn>
GemmaLisax: it's very well written and each of the lemons have been both incredibly hot and moved the plot forward
THEChickNorris: Speaking of porn.....I have a question.
GemmaLisax: ok
THEChickNorris: In the story Edward says, “He'd been at the fast forward button already, like every man who watches a porno, cutting to the fucking chase.”
Shit. You mean that’s not the right way to watch them?
GemmaLisax: Wouldn't know...I've only seen the clips that you sent me.
<smirks>
THEChickNorris: All these years, I've been watching them the wrong way. <shakes my head>
GemmaLisax: I think that maybe by-pasing the useless and shite acting and getting down to the fake moans and cum shots...that’s probably the point
BUT
this time you're the one taking us off track!!!!!
ner ner na ner ner
THEChickNorris: Well, it IS porn we're talking about...you know how I am about porn.
GemmaLisax: true
very true
but...the story is good
THEChickNorris: And they did watch porn in the story.
GemmaLisax: its not just porn
there is one hell of a love triangle going on
LMAO
THEChickNorris: No, the main characters are very well developed.
GemmaLisax: yes, very much so
and she writes the POV's exceptionally well
especially Emmett's
fuck...that killed me!!!!
PMSL
THEChickNorris: I agree. Each POV has their own "tone" and is written just a little differently.
GemmaLisax: yes, and I gotta ask.....
THEChickNorris: <braces for the question>
GemmaLisax: what did you think about her Edward?
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
THEChickNorris: Well, I'm not an Edward fan.
GemmaLisax: I know
but this Edward is HAWT
well, I think most Edward's are
but still
<bounces>
He likes to take control
Of Jasper's arse
THEChickNorris: That's an Edward characteristic...the control thing.
GemmaLisax: <dies of slashy goodness overload>
THEChickNorris: In that respect, he's a typical Edward...but there IS more to him than that in this story.
I'm still not a fan.
It's a good story, but Edward didn't win me over. Sorry.
GemmaLisax: CANON EDWARD WAS NOT CONTROLLING IN A BAD WAY
;pgl,kioprjelkdfbntjih;dflkgnm'ptrg
THEChickNorris: Um, yeah, he was....
GemmaLisax: Um, no, he wasn't
<sulks>
THEChickNorris: In a nearly abusive way.
but we digress...
GemmaLisax: kgnrjjkrergnhi;oelnkinkg;th
g
krlenjtlg/;
<clears throat> Sorry
back now
THEChickNorris: “They would come round to see me in the hope that she would break out the gin again and regale them with horrific stories which almost always involved inappropriate sex.”
The description of Renee was hysterical.
GemmaLisax: I loved all the backstories
they were all very well thought out
THEChickNorris: I agree.
GemmaLisax: and, I've never quite seen her Bella before
THEChickNorris: No, me either. She's confident without being too snarky.
GemmaLisax: Yeah...independent without being a mental, bra burning, hairy legged, bitch of a feminist
she just...is
very sure of herself
confident
THEChickNorris: Yes.
GemmaLisax: Sex mad
THEChickNorris: Yes.
GemmaLisax: With Edward
<sighs>
THEChickNorris: Nothing wrong with sex mad.
GemmaLisax: and her and JAsper!!!!!!
hot Hot HOT!!
THEChickNorris: Yeah...that was HOT.
GemmaLisax: and funny
THEChickNorris: See, THAT was good controlling.
GemmaLisax: yeah...that’s what Edward does with Jasper tho
THEChickNorris: No, it's not.
GemmaLisax: and really, he reaction isn't surprising considering he's always been straight and then suddenly BAM
he's trying to find his own way with it
and controlling the situation is how he does it
and he does it gooooood
THEChickNorris: I didn't say it wasn't understandable.
You know we are never going to agree on this.
GemmaLisax: LOL
I know
but I love you anyway
<bats eyelashes>
THEChickNorris: You also know that I need to be in control.
GemmaLisax: Grrrrr....I do, Baby
THEChickNorris: It's part of my issue with Edward.
All in all, I liked this story.
GemmaLisax: Yeah, I can not wait for the next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its not often that AH grabs me like this, but this one had me at every chapter
and for me...Jasper and Edward?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
divine
and I love me a threesome.
THEChickNorris: It's not quite my cup of tea. But it's a good story. Very well written. Just enough porn to keep it interesting, and her Author's notes are fantastic!
GemmaLisax: LMAO
yeah
you pick the next one
THEChickNorris: <eyes glaze over at the mention of a threesome>
GemmaLisax: PMSL
THEChickNorris: Huh?
OH, yeah...Since by MizzHyde
GemmaLisax: Its fun, intelligent and sexy....GO READ IT
THEChickNorris: I think it's a good story if you've never read slash before...good way to get your feet wet with that.
GemmaLisax: <sniggers> Wet
THEChickNorris: <waggles eyebrows>
It's also a good one if you've never read AH before.
GemmaLisax: yeah
definitely...and I do enjoy some AH, but this one is definitely a cut above the majority of those that I've read
THEChickNorris: I'm not an AH fan.
BUT...this one is different.
I barely noticed the AH aspect.
They were just...themselves.
I liked that.
GemmaLisax: yeah, there was no faf or fluffing or anything...it just was
THEChickNorris: Yes.
GemmaLisax: I started reading it and read it all the way through completely...no stopping
THEChickNorris: I read each chapter individually. With breaks. I had to. Busy me and all.
<dies laughing>
GemmaLisax: LOL
This was the reason for my short answers on here Friday night
THEChickNorris: Aaah. I see.
GemmaLisax: AND....I loved Emmett's reaction when he...well...he...fuck, that had
me in stitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEChickNorris: I LOVED her Emmett POV.
GemmaLisax: She rocked Emmett HARD
ooh...I wanna rock Emmett hard
that would be fun
THEChickNorris: “I wonder who they are, these kind, kind strangers?”
I think we’ve all been there. I have been...more than once.
GemmaLisax: I haven't
:P
The only time I got that....OH YES I HAVE!
lol
THEChickNorris: Well, I have been there more times than I can count.
GemmaLisax: I rememeber now
just the once
THEChickNorris: Well, aren't you the sheltered little innocent?
GemmaLisax: no...I just hate being drunk and sick
LOL
I like the giggly, stupid stage
so i get there and stay there
THEChickNorris: Yeah...that's the best part.
GemmaLisax: But it was Emmett's stag do...so
oh, and they're all English
so that makes it even better
:P
THEChickNorris: I didn't realize that they were English for a while.
GemmaLisax: LOL
I did...its nice, tbh
I understand all of it
<snorts>
THEChickNorris: I understood too, that's why I didn't realize they were English.
GemmaLisax: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
THEChickNorris: We've been hanging out too much.
GemmaLisax: LOL
I’m rubbing off on you
<grins>
THEChickNorris: I like it when you rub on me.
GemmaLisax: RAWR, Baby
THEChickNorris: Yeah...RAWR. Before we go any further, we should probably wrap this up.
GemmaLisax: fair enough
So
basically
Go read it
cause we said so
<nodslots>
THEChickNorris: I'm pretty sure no one wants to see what we do outside of the blog post.
GemmaLisax: Well...
lol
THEChickNorris: Yes...go read it.
GemmaLisax: NOW
Are they still reading this?
THEChickNorris: And leave some love for MizzHyde.
GemmaLisax: and don't let Edward put you off...he's awesome
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEChickNorris: She makes it easy by giving you cut and paste options.
GemmaLisax: LOL
yeah
I might try that
<ponders>
THEChickNorris: But seriously...leave her some love.
ALWAYS leave your writers some love.
Even if it's not your cup of tea...be nice, and tell them why.
GemmaLisax: <nodslots>
Feedback is very important
THEChickNorris: CONSTRUCTIVE feedback is very important.
Saying, "Your story is bollocks." doesn't really help all that much.
GemmaLisax: no, not really
PMSL
you said bollocks
THEChickNorris: <glares>
So?
GemmaLisax: <smiles sweetly>
well, wouldn't you in all your Americaniness say balls?
THEChickNorris: I don't say balls...
GemmaLisax: you lick them>?
LMTO
THEChickNorris: <shifty eyes>
Maybe.
GemmaLisax: I KNEW IT!
Jasper licks balls too
though, I'm still a little confused by that one
You'll see
THEChickNorris: Well, I thought I explained that to you...you HAVE to open up your throat a bit.
GemmaLisax: yeah...I get the deep throat action
its the licking balls while deep throating that I can't get my head around
THEChickNorris: Practice dear....practice.
GemmaLisax: Well, when I find someone to practice it on...I'll make notes afterwards
The Diary of a BJ Journey
THEChickNorris: Nice one.
Any WAY....go read this story and leave the author a little deep throat action in your review.
GemmaLisax: <sniggers>
What she said
THEChickNorris: She devserves it.
GemmaLisax: Very much so!
THEChickNorris: NOW, I'm taking my wifey and hiding with her.
DON'T disturb us.
GemmaLisax: <giggles and grabs the lube>
THEChickNorris: At least for a few hours.
GemmaLisax: <grabs the bag of toys>
<waits not so patiently>
THEChickNorris: <smirks> Bye Y'all.
