For my first post, I found a lovely fic named The Caius Project by Stitchcat. It's a one-shot and it involves PORN...you just can't go wrong there. Well, it's easy to throw a pic of Caius up and put some prettah lettering on it and call it a banner, but that won't draw in the readers, will it? Nope. I mulled it over for about three seconds and something popped into my mind: pterodactyls. Yes, pterodactyls would definitely interest the reader!!!! There was only one problem: there were no pterodactyls in the fic.
Well, there was porn, so I wasn't gonna let the absence of pterodactyls stop me, so I came up with this:
Now, if you look carefully, you'll notice the background has some smexy porn in it...SMEXY PTERODACTYL PORN!!!!! Yep, that will definitely catch the reader's attention! I did add the tiny disclaimer that there are no actual pterodactyls in the crackfic, but it doesn't matter. As soon as they spot that pterodactyl blow job, they'll be reading it in a heartbeat. Trust me.
Well, that's all I have for you today! If you have a story and you'd like me to make you a banner, just contact me with a summary of the fic and I'll give you a banner that will make the most discerning readers exclaim, "I'd Hit That!".
LMAO! Nice. Nothing like dino porn to catch a readers attention.